Bronson, defender of the .NET realm, in cape and W-emblazoned chest plate, laptop in hand
[assembly: BirthdayHero]

Happy Birthday, Bronson!

To the .NET superhero who debugs at the speed of light, ships clean code, and somehow makes async/await look easy. Hope your day compiles on the first try. 🎂

public sealed class Bronson : IEngineer, ISuperhero
{
    public string Stack          => ".NET, obviously";
    public int    YearsOfPower   { get; } = int.MaxValue;
    public bool   ShipsCleanCode => true;

    public Task CelebrateAsync() =>
        Task.FromResult("🎉 another year, another release 🎉");

    // no breaking changes today — strictly major-version awesomeness
}
🎮 PLAY: Bronson vs. Bad Queries