🦸 Bronson vs. Bad Queries 🦸
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Meanwhile, in production...
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N+1
SELECT *
.ToList()
Mwahaha! N+1 queries for EVERYONE!
But across the office...
I sense a disturbance in the query plan.
Defend the database!
POW!
BAM!
ZAP!
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A query escaped to prod 💀
final score:
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personal best:
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